Mother, I typed this report as it was given to me. I had to read it over and over multiple times before sending it to you.... wow wow wow!!! Can you please confirm with Ashtar Command!
Lt. General Commander Ashai
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Greeting Dear Ones,
This is a glorious day! Much has been accomplished in freeing Hue-Manity. You ALL are on the precipice of the Deployment.
Our many ships will soon be visible all over the Simulator.
This event is known as the Light Show.
In preparation for your Deployment the love and light program was successfully integrated into the Virtual Reality.
Dear Ones, Ashtar Command as well as all of the United Federation of Planets Republic salutes you for all of your successes.
Know Dear Ones, we have anxiously awaited this momentous occasion, when we uncloak our ships and make first contact.
We love you all and look forward to bringing you all home!
With boundless Love and affection!
Victory of the LIGHT!
Lt General Commander Ashtar
Ashtar Command
United Federation of Planets Republic
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